Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
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I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
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Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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