Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
i know you like preteen girls so i'm gonna offer you some advice...dump a bucket of glitter on yourself and walk into the sunlight. they will come running.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
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Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
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we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
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