dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
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he told me I talked like a deaf person
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
Well now I have my semen on her headphones
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
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When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
Did I wash my face last night at your house? Where did my eyebrows go??
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