I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I miss the days when all my weekends consisted of were 69 and crunchwraps
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
It's the eternal vodka... it never seems to go away
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Randomize