Porn is love you can see.
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
We're playing Edward Bottle-of-eight-dollar-sale-wine-hands now
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You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
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MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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