this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
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Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
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I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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