with your own penis?
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
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IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
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Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
You showed up at my front door in a bikini with a fifth of tequila it was like the opening to a porno
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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