Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
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I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
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Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
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