Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
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I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Holy shit my cat won't leave the lube alone
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
They sent him a photo of me smoking a bong whilst wearing the dinosaur head. I think that's the last we hear of his nonsmoking fitness freak ass 🤷🏼♀️
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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