chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
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I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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Just saw a dude dressed as captain america driving down the highway. He saluted me.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
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