"Morning after" poops are always like, interesting.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
You just compared our sex life to a seven year old kid.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
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I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
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Dude, you were tagged in a stripper FB selfie. That is a whole new level of something.....
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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