Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
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Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
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Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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