i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
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You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
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I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
I'm so sad at the lack of dick in my life I am going to get sauced and make rice krispy treats
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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