i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
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I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
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