I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I am puke
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
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I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
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Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
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