my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
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Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
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