You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
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So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I sent him a pic of my tits.. All he said was, "oh your sun burn"
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
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No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
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