too bad you live with your parents still
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Only at my house do scrabble games turn into fist fights. I won though... the fight not the board game.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
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it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
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so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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