This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
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did we decide the 'sorry about the threesome' cake was too flippant?
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
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I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Nothing says happy Monday quite like coffee and oral sex.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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