Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
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chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
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You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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