then he goes, "ok, i have to go talk to the girl i'm semi-talking to/dating and see if i'm in trouble" WHAT IS MY LIFE?!
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
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just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I just put on my bra while peeing. I fear this will be my big achievement of the day.
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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