i saw a guy balancing a black cat on his head last nite
get a pic
i tried he was too far away anotherguy was walking with paper bags on his feet explain that
i want ur life
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
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Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
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With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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