i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
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Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
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Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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