I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
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there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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