Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
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I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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