I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
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don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
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I feel like asking for a towel for after I puke before I puke to be more respectful than jus going outside to puke and coming back inside covered in sweat and tears.
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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