I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
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your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Yeah I don't remember why I went to the hospital though but I just called and they have my wallet
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
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I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I party with great urgency now.
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