I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
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amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
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You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
I deserve to be covered in dicks
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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