I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Just getting around to doing laundry. Jesus there's a lot of blood on my birthday dress.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
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i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
He wouldn't let me put a red handprint on his face or scream to him everytime he walked away.
Why did you want to do any of that?
If someones last name is Wilson, you are obligated to pretend that you are Tom Hanks and they are a Volleyball and quote the movie when you speak to them.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
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There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
THE COP WHO TOOK MY MUGSHOT LAST NIGHT JUST ADDED ME ON FACEBOOK
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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