She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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