I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
we're taking shots every time my dog licks his penis. we're on number 8 now.
you should have been aborted.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
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He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
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