The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
The best revenge is premature balding
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His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
Get in the lobby, you have to sign my boxers
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
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It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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