i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
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no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
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I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
Randomize