Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
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At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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