we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
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I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
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Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
He is sitting on the foor in the soup aisle saying "to each their own soup"
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Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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