i just googled "what is oprah really like?" how do YOU think my night is going?
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
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You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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