I woke up (not at home) to find out I kissed Ryan Caberra, flashed for free gumbys and carried around an inflatable moose named Johnson. Great success.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
Are we still banned from the library?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
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Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
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I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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