Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
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Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
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all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
Also my face is like def lowkey made of silly putty
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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