RAWRRRR IMA PURPLE DINO
dude i'm sitting right next to you.. stop texting me
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
I woke up at 5 this morning face down on my bed with gummy bears stuffed in my leggings. Yeah.
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Did I show you my penis last night?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
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Bachelor party turned 19 hour search and rescue in the mountains. nbd
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
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