erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
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No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
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I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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