I'm drunk
Is that why you're texting me
Yes
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
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This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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