He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
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Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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