We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
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They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
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He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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