Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
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I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
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He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Pants are for mortals
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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