From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
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new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
I would do laundry with you but I vaguely remember swallowing all my quarters last night as some kind of trick.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
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Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You're a disaster
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