i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
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The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
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We should go, because after those margaritas time is running out on my sobriety clock.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
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