I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
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I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
We were on the beach when you spilled sand in the bottle and said "relax it's vodka, it'll disinfect itself"
You whispered 'For Frodo', handed me your shirt, and charged campus security.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
when your dumb AF ex “accidentally” venmos you $50 and texts you asking for it back..... —sorry I accidentally deleted your number and cashed out
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