Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i just defriended some girl because according to her status she "doesn't give a fuck about shark week."
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
This would be a good time to bring up the fact that my spider-man fork is MIA
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
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Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
I woke up with a pillow, shampoo and a plant in my fridge. Eggs in the toilet, and I was wearing three pairs of girls underwear. What happened last night
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