I'm really into asian looking animals
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
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He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
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There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I swear to fucking god if he takes away netflix I will have no problem sending his gf our sex videos
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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