If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
I just wanted to say sorry for trying to jack off your dog last night.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
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I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
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Some random walked into our tent, woke her up and said "Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!"
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
So doing the math I dated almost 2 of me in penises. Like, if I you layed them out lengthwise it would be 2 times my height.
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
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